The Gobby Polarized Double Wide Pit Viper

Gobby [gob eez]: Noun.1. A Pit Viper with a ink on blue splattered frame, white accents, and a pink mirror lens.Usage examples:"My girlfriend gave me some Gobbies for Christmas! How thoughtful!""Man, whoever invented Gobbies is a genius!""Hey, mate, did you see Pit Viper is selling Gobbies now *spit take* "What the f